You break time.
Mommyo, groggily, a mere three hours after Daylight Savings Time took effect this spring: “The Five-Year-Old, daylight savings time is supposed to make you sleep an hour later. Why are you up so early?”
The Five-Year-Old, brightly: “It’s time for my kittens’ gastrolith lesson.”
Past Kitten Classes:
- The Sproing Cat’s Guide to Hunting with a Giganotosaur (Caterpickles)
- How to Catch a Polar Region Allosaurus (Caterpickles)
- In Which My Daughter Explores the Fuzzy Logic of Cat Math (Caterpickles)