Classic Caterpickles: “How old is Santa?”

Image of Santa Claus from the 1870 edition of The Night Before Christmas. (Image via Reusable Art)

Image of Santa Claus from the 1870 edition of The Night Before Christmas. (Image via Reusable Art)

That depends on who you think Santa Claus is. Let’s examine the candidates, shall we?

Saint Nicholas

Also known as Nikolaos the Wonder-worker, Saint Nicholas was the 4th Century Greek Bishop of Myra who had a penchant for dropping coins in the clogs of the poor and who came to be known to the Dutch as Sinterklaas. St. Nick was born in 270 A.D., so if you think Saint Nicholas is Santa, then Santa Claus would be 1746 years old in 2016.

Father Christmas

Next up in our pageant is Father Christmas, whose preferred means of travel appears to have been by goat, not reindeer-pulled sleigh. Father Christmas was first mentioned in 15th C British Christmas carols, which would make him roughly 600 years old, give or take a few years.

Santa Claus

As Americans are prone to do, when the British and Dutch Sinterklaas came to the United States, we couldn’t quite get the pronunciation of his name right, so changed it to something a bit easier, like Santa Claus. The name Santa Claus was first used in the American press in 1773, making him a relatively spry 243.

Albert Einstein

As Gaute Einevoll points out, Albert Einstein bears a striking resemblance to the man in red. More importantly, Einstein has the in-depth knowledge of moving matter required to deliver all those presents on time. Einstein was born on March 14, 1879, so if you subscribe to Einevoll’s “Quanta Claus” theory, then Santa Claus would have turned 137 this year.

(Image: Odin the Wanderer by Georg von Rosen 1843-1923.)

The Norse god Odin

Every winter, Odin would lead a great Yule hunting party through the sky on his eight-legged horse, Sleipnir. Children would set boots filled with carrots, straw, or sugar by their chimneys as snacks for Odin’s horse. Odin would reward the children for their kindness by filling the boots with candy and gifts. If Odin is the original Santa Claus, that would make Santa very old indeed. Too old for us to count, I’m afraid.

My daughter, who was a mere Four-Year-Old when I first wrote this post: “What about Kris Kringle?”

Mommyo: “Yes, what is the story on Kris Kringle?”

The (then) Four-Year-Old: “Ask the iPhone!”

The Story on Kris Kringle

Thanks in large part to movies like 1934’s Miracle on 34th Street, we in the United States often consider Kris Kringle to be just another name for Santa Claus, but traditionally the two figures are completely separate. The name “Kris Kringle” is another example of the traditional name being Americanized when it crossed our borders (and as it turns out, the original story being completely lost). In this case, the renaming happened to the Christkindl.

The Christkindl, i.e. Not Santa. (Photo: Square87 via Wikipedia)

The Christkindl. Not Santa. (Photo: Square87 via Wikipedia)

Ironically, Martin Luther invented the original gift-giver, the “Christkindl” (also known as the “Christkindchen” or “Christkind”) during the 16th and 17th Century Protestant Reformation specifically to counter the growing popularity of St. Nicholas.

The Christkindl became the traditional gift-giver across Europe, parts of Hispanic America, and the Acadiana region of Louisiana. Although Luther intended the Christkindl to be a reference to the baby Jesus, over time the Christkindl sprouted angel’s wings and blond hair, becoming much more like a generous little 400-500 year-old cherub than an infant born in Bethlehem.

So how old is Santa?

Although the Miracle on 34th Street makes a compelling case for Kris Kringle being Santa Claus, we are going to side with Martin Luther and declare that the Christkindl cannot be Santa.

Which leaves us with St. Nicholas, Father Christmas, Santa Claus, Einstein, and Odin as the most likely Santa contenders. Depending on which theory you subscribe to, the perennially 70ish in appearance Santa Claus could be anywhere from 137 to Too-Old-For-Us-To-Count.

The (then) Four-Year-Old: “Mommyo, how old do you think Santa is?”

Mommyo: “At least 137. I think there’s really no way to know.”

The (then) Four-Year-Old: “I’ll ask Santa. And then I’ll ask him if he reads Caterpickles.”

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About Shala Howell

Writer of things ranging from optical network switching white papers to genetic testing patient education materials to historical fiction set in an 1880s asylum. When I’m not scratching my head over pesky characters who refuse to do things how I want them done or dreaming of my next book (which will of course be much easier to write than the current one), my writerly self can be found blogging about life with a very curious Nine-Year-Old at Caterpickles.com, or musing about books and the writing life at BostonWriters.wordpress.com.
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4 Responses to Classic Caterpickles: “How old is Santa?”

  1. rayworth1973 says:

    You fergotted to mention the Sandy Claws in Turkey. One of the origination stories came from somewhere in Turkey, probably not too far from where we lived when I was stationed there in the 80’s.

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  2. Pingback: Classic Caterpickles: “When is Santa’s birthday?” | CATERPICKLES

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