Does garlic protect against vampires?

Is that … garlic? (Bela Lugosi in the 1931 film, Dracula. Photo via Wikipedia)

Given the number of haunted houses and other Halloween-related festivities on The Five-Year-Old’s calendar this weekend, it seems like a good time to review the literature on a crucial question: Does garlic protect against vampires?

According to a 1994 study by Sandvik H, et al, which Daddyo found via PubMed Mobile, the answer is a rather disconcerting no. Garlic may in fact have the opposite effect. Let’s go to the abstract:

Vampires are feared everywhere, but the Balkan region has been especially haunted. Garlic has been regarded as an effective prophylactic against vampires. We wanted to explore this alleged effect experimentally. Owing to the lack of vampires, we used leeches instead. In strictly standardized research surroundings, the leeches were to attach themselves to either a hand smeared with garlic or to a clean hand. The garlic-smeared hand was preferred in two out of three cases (95% confidence interval 50.4% to 80.4%). When they preferred the garlic the leeches used only 14.9 seconds to attach themselves, compared with 44.9 seconds when going to the non-garlic hand (p < 0.05). The traditional belief that garlic has prophylactic properties is probably wrong. The reverse may in fact be true. This study indicates that garlic possibly attracts vampires. Therefore to avoid a Balkan-like development in Norway, restrictions on the use of garlic should be considered.

So parents, if you’re looking to protect your kids (or yourselves) from vampires this Halloween, it’s probably best to skip the garlic-infused face paint.

Happy haunting!

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About Shala Howell

Writer of things ranging from optical network switching white papers to genetic testing patient education materials to historical fiction set in an 1880s asylum. When I’m not scratching my head over pesky characters who refuse to do things how I want them done or dreaming of my next book (which will of course be much easier to write than the current one), my writerly self can be found blogging about life with a very curious Ten-Year-Old at Caterpickles.com, or musing about books and the writing life at BostonWriters.wordpress.com.
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One Response to Does garlic protect against vampires?

  1. silver price says:

    Of course, the $64,000 question is: does it actually work against vampires? Would it really protect us from the undead?

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