In which The Four-Year-Old dips into phrenology

1883 Phrenology Chart (via Wikipedia)

The Four-Year-Old, surveying the world from her car seat: “Mommyo, why are some trees called evergreens?”

Mommyo: “Because they keep their leaves all year round and are always and forever green.”

Caught up in the excitement of knowing the answer to one of the Four-Year-Old’s questions without recourse to the iPhone, Mommyo decides to share her other tidbit of knowledge on the subject: “Trees that lose their leaves in the fall are called deciduous.”

The Four-Year-Old: “Why?”

Mommyo, stumped and worse, driving, so unable to consult her usual panel of experts, replies: “I don’t know off the top of my head.”

The Four-Year-Old: “Do you know in the bottom of your head?”

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About Shala Howell

Writer of things ranging from optical network switching white papers to genetic testing patient education materials to historical fiction set in an 1880s asylum. When I’m not scratching my head over pesky characters who refuse to do things how I want them done or dreaming of my next book (which will of course be much easier to write than the current one), my writerly self can be found blogging about life with a very curious Ten-Year-Old at Caterpickles.com, or musing about books and the writing life at BostonWriters.wordpress.com.
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5 Responses to In which The Four-Year-Old dips into phrenology

  1. Paul says:

    Deciduous is from the latin: de + cadere, so literally “to fall off”. I didn’t think of this off any part of my head, I just looked it up. 😦

    The antonym, evergreen, lacking such a lofty etymology seems plebeian in contrast. Or should I say, run-of-the-mill?

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    • Shala Howell says:

      Yes. I’m afraid I got lazy with that Caterpickle in not cracking open the Virtual Webster’s. Fortunately, you were all over it, for which The Four-Year-old says “Thank You.”

      Hmm. Well what she actually said was “Cool,” but I expect she really meant “Thank you” as she is a very well brought up child indeed.

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    • Shala Howell says:

      Yes. Couple of tricks:
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