“Does Santa have a cane?”
Yes. It’s made of candy. He has to hide it from the elves, because as everyone knows elves consider candy canes to be one of the four basic food groups.
“Caterpickles is supposed to be educational!”
Oh. Here. Here’s some candy canes you can color, courtesy of the good folks at Coloring.ws.
- Would Santa vacation in Texas? (Caterpickles)
- Are elves real? (Caterpickles)
- How old is Santa? (Caterpickles)
- Stamp a Handprint Candy Cane (education.com)
- ‘Tis the Season for Candy-Cane Mishaps. (imperfecthappiness.wordpress.com)
What are you thinking?