In Which My Daughter Explores the Fuzzy Logic of Cat Math
Oh the things parents will do to keep their kids entertained on road trips…
You are breaking off my heart
Preschooler after being denied extra playtime before bed: “You are breaking off my heart.” (Image Credit: Nevit Dilman)
“Why don’t fleas fly?”
This afternoon, after we had exhausted the topic of heartworm treatment in dogs (don’t ask), my daughter asked me about fleas.
Specifically, “Why don’t fleas fly?”
“If we eat healthy food, does that mean we’ll never die?”
Preschooler: “Mommyo, if we eat healthy food, does that mean we’ll never die?” Mother, suppressing a sigh and taking a determined chomp of her now slightly…
“Mommyo, when can I draw my own adjectives?”
“Mommyo, when can I draw my own adjectives?” “Um, now?”
“Did gravity make my ice cream fall?”
Yes. (Image courtesy of http://www.foodclipart.com)
30-10
Me: “Why won’t you say 40?” My daughter: “Because 30-10 is my favorite number!”
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