This past Christmas, Canelo did not knock over our Christmas tree once. (I know, shocking right? What sort of self-respecting cat is he?)
However, he did chew through the cord for our lights. The Seven-Year-Old refused to believe it.
Daddyo: “I saw it. It was definitely him. Remember, he is a velociraptor with an outsided sense of entitlement.”
The Seven-Year-Old: “Don’t be silly. Velociraptors don’t have entitlement.”
- The Seven-Year-Old finally gets her kitten (Caterpickles)