The Five-Year-Old Talks to Gran
St. Augustine. Not a volcano. (Collage of images of St. Augustine by Excel23, via Wikipedia.)
One day last summer on our way home from showing Gran most of the Dedham bunnies, Gran and I got to reminiscing about other places we’ve toured together. Like St. Augustine.
The Five-Year-Old, excitedly: “St. Augustine? Is that a volcano?”
Gran: “No. It’s the oldest settlement in America.”
The Five-Year-Old, in great disgust: “Oh, the volcano theory is totally blown.”
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