Scene: Daddyo, pre-coffee, spills milk on the kitchen counter.
The Five-Year-Old, sadly: “Daddyo, you are almost too clumsy for this house.”
Daddyo, curiously: “What? Are you kicking me out?”
The Five-Year-Old, reassuringly: “No. I’m making a joke, Daddyo. It happens all the time.”
- “Daddyo, do you have an imaginary friend?” (caterpickles.com)
- The Five-Year-Old makes a Christmas list (caterpickles.com)