Breaking News: The Five-Year-Old is a grandmother!

Overheard while passing by The Five-Year-Old’s room at storytime…

The Five-Year-Old: “Daddyo, do you know all those imaginary friends I have?”

Daddyo, cautiously: “Yes.”

The Five-Year-Old, excitedly: “One of them had babies!”

Daddyo, enthusiastically: “Really? How exciting!”

Slight pause, then Daddyo, curiously: “Why are you lying on the ground?”

The Five-Year-Old, matter-of-factly: “To get a better look.”

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