Daddyo, on finding pellets of dried play-doh on our dining room table: “What’s this?”
The Five-Year-Old, informatively: “The poop of the first kitties to ever walk the Earth.”
Mommyo, immediately: “I don’t want that on my table.”
The Five-Year-Old, pleadingly: “It’s just pretend!”
Daddyo, curiously: “It’s surprising to me that the first kitties pooped glitter.”
The Five-Year-Old, excitedly: “That’s the kitty Neanderthals. The Nermal kitties poop is plain.”
What are you thinking?