Bath Day
Hairs’ nest, your days are numbered. For now.
Mommyo, disentangling her fingers from the hairs’ nest on the back of The Five-Year-Old’s head on a recent Sunday morning: “It’s bath day today, I think.”
The Five-Year-Old: “Why?”
Mommyo: “Start the week off right.”
The Five-Year-Old: “I don’t want to start the week off right. I want to start it off wrong and end it the same way as the first day.”
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