Got all that?
On discovering the foam sword display at iParty, The Five-Year-Old, nonchalantly: “We have these at my preschool.”
Daddyo: “You have foam swords at preschool?”
The Five-Year-Old, informatively: “Yeah, we play pirates with them.”
The Five-Year-Old: “Yeah. I’m on the good pirates’ team.”
Daddyo, incredulously: “You have teams at preschool where you pretend to be pirates and fight each other with swords?”
The Five-Year-Old: “Yeah. Or French fries.”