In which The Four-Year-Old answers her own question, sort of

The bear poster in question, which I made back in sixth grade when I was just learning to cross-stitch.
The Four-Year-Old: Mommyo, I have both a question and an answer.
Mommyo: OK.
The Four-Year-Old: The question is, when did you get that bear poster?
Mommyo: And the answer?
The Four-Year-Old: The answer is (dramatic pause) I don’t know!
What are you thinking?