Picky picky
Photo: Shala Howell
As we were leaving a family friendly restaurant in our very small little town, the hostess asked my four-year-old daughter what color balloon she would like.
Daughter: “Any color. All of the colors.”
Hostess: “Don’t you have a favorite color?”
Daughter: “I’m not picky about my colors, but I am picky about beer.”
A very long pause, then…
Daughter: “I only like root beer.”
CATERPICKLES 
What are you thinking?