In which my daughter explores the cosmetic benefits of a good hot shower
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Preschooler, who has been allowed to stay up far too late so that she can finish cutting out the stars for the American flag she is making out of red, white and blue construction paper, pauses to assess me with a critical eye: “Mommyo, you always look cuter on Saturdays.”
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Preschooler: “I think you take better showers.”
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What are you thinking?