“Why is it called ‘punctuation’?”

Ben Jonson loved the colon so much he incorporated it into his signature. (Image via Michael Prescott, who uses it to present part of the on-going Shakespeare authorship controversy. Click Ben Jonson’s signature to read Prescott’s take on it.)

Lately, The Five-Year-Old has been saving some of her best questions for the bedtime fending-off-sleep process. These questions nearly all have to do with the naming of things. “Why are monarchs called ‘monarchs’?” “Why are beetles called ‘beetles’?” And today’s question… “Why is it called ‘punctuation’?”

As far as I can tell, the word “punctuation” dates only to 1530, and comes from the medieval Latin punctuatio, which means a “marking or pointing.”

There is some evidence for punctuation being used in ancient Greece as a rhetorical tool to help a speaker know when and how long to pause while reading a prepared speech. But as anyone who has read Chaucer can tell you, punctuation didn’t really catch on until much much later. (Chaucer only occasionally speckled his verses with periods, I suspect because he thought they looked pretty.)

In 1640, playwright Ben Jonson saved punctuation from life as a decorative afterthought by devoting an entire chapter of his English Grammar (1640) to the use of such critical punctuation elements as the “pause” (our colon), the “interrogation” (our question mark), and the “admiration” (our exclamation point).

Ben Jonson loved punctuation so much he used the colon in his signature. I suspect, if he had anything to say about it, National Punctuation Day (September 24) would be a global event.

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Memorial Day

Graves at Arlington National Cemetery decorated for Memorial Day, 2008. (Image: Remember via Wikipedia)

Army Spc. Keith D. Benson. We honor you.

Army Capt. Joel E. Cahill. We thank you.

Marine Lance Cpl. Alexander Arredondo. We mourn you.

Gunner’s First Mate 1st Class Scott Shaw. We remember you.

Behind every soldier, there is a family. May God bring comfort and blessings to yours.

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In which The Five-Year-Old learns all threats are not created equal

The Five-Year-Old, on being denied a third episode of Wild Kratts: “Mommyo, if you don’t let me have any more tv today, I’ll read thirty books tonight!”

Mommyo: “Ok.”

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Placebo Bandaids and other news of the week

My big plan for the weekend — extract book from cat.

A few short hits today, cuz it’s Friday and I want to get to my long weekend STAT.

This week’s Friday news cocktail includes…

A dollop of truth. From @JasonMGood: Needed: Placebo Bandaids. Johnson & Johnson, listen up. Mr. Good isn’t the only parent in America who would buy up placebo band-aids by the bucket-load.

A jigger of space dust: From NASA Astronaut Don Pettit, a video of the April Lyrid meteor shower as seen from the International Space Station.

A pinch of plastic: LA bans single-use plastic bags. (It’s only a matter of time until Boston does the same, and then what will I use to clean out the cat’s litter box?)

One of the world’s largest animals 

And a snifter of cute: From @EmergencyPuppy (for those moments when you need an urgent dose of something cute) comes the tiniest puppy in the tiniest chair. Click through at your own risk.

Happy long weekend, y’all.

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Book Review: The Borrowers

The Borrowers
By Mary Norton
Illustrated by Beth and Joe Krush
Sandpiper, 2003
Age Range: 9 and up

Several months ago, my husband and I were under the impression that The Five-Year-Old would enjoy seeing movies out in the world. So we took her to see The Secret World of Arrietty, Hiromasa Yonebayashi‘s film adaptation of Mary Norton’s 1952 novel The Borrowers. The trip was not a success, and we ended up leaving halfway through.

But though the thought of Arrietty venturing out against her parents’ wishes was too stressful for The Five-Year-Old to watch on the big screen, she still pestered us with questions about the movie on the way home. “What will the Borrowers do, Mommyo? Will they find a new home?”

There was only one thing to do. “We’ll have to read the book.”

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“Is Florida faster than Boston or slower?”

Figure 1.

As I mentioned yesterday, we spent Christmas in Florida last year. As we were driving to the airport for our flight home, we started talking about time. Specifically, time zones and how they would affect our travel plans.

On hearing that when it’s 11:15 a.m. in Boston, it’s only 10:15 a.m. in Pensacola, Florida, The (then) Four-Year-Old asked: “Is Florida faster than Boston or slower?”

My response: “Um, no?”

Fortunately, she wasn’t asking me.

Daddyo, informatively: “That depends. If you’re talking about time zones, Boston is faster. Because Boston is in the Eastern time zone and Pensacola is in the Central time zone, folks in Boston are an hour ahead of folks in Pensacola. So kids in Boston go to bed an hour before kids in Pensacola.”

Figure 2.

The (then) Four-Year-Old, earnestly: “I want to stay in Pensacola, Daddyo.”

Daddyo, didactically: “But if you’re talking about how fast the earth itself is moving, the equator spins faster than the poles. Florida is closer to the equator than Massachusetts, so Pensacola is moving faster than Boston.”

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To create the images for this Caterpickle, I borrowed two Blue Marble graphics from NASA’s Visible Earth project.

  • Figure 1: Land Surface, Shallow Water, and Shaded Topography. Credit: NASA Goddard Space Flight Center Image by Reto Stöckli (land surface, shallow water, clouds). Enhancements by Robert Simmon (ocean color, compositing, 3D globes, animation). Data and technical support: MODIS Land Group; MODIS Science Data Support Team; MODIS Atmosphere Group; MODIS Ocean Group Additional data: USGS EROS Data Center (topography); USGS Terrestrial Remote Sensing Flagstaff Field Center (Antarctica); Defense Meteorological Satellite Program (city lights). Original image available at NASA’s Visible Earth project.
  • Figure 2: The Blue Marble. Credit: NASA Goddard Space Flight Center Image by Reto Stöckli (land surface, shallow water, clouds). Enhancements by Robert Simmon (ocean color, compositing, 3D globes, animation). Data and technical support: MODIS Land Group; MODIS Science Data Support Team; MODIS Atmosphere Group; MODIS Ocean Group Additional data: USGS EROS Data Center (topography); USGS Terrestrial Remote Sensing Flagstaff Field Center (Antarctica); Defense Meteorological Satellite Program (city lights). Original image available at NASA’s Visible Earth project.
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“How long can jellyfish sting after they are dead?”

The (then) Four-Year-Old inspecting her work on Santa’s Landing Pad. And yes, the landing pad worked. Santa and his reindeer came right on schedule.

Last Christmas, when The (then) Four-Year-Old was surveying Panama City Beach for a likely spot to construct a landing pad for Santa and his reindeer, she came across a jellyfish.

Naturally I panicked. “Don’t step in that! It might sting you!”

The (then) Four-Year-Old, practically: “But it’s dead.”

The jellyfish that started it all.

Mommyo: “Doesn’t matter. It can sting anyway.”

The (then) Four-Year-Old was dubious, but fortunately decided that if there was even a chance that Santa or his reindeer might be stung by a jellyfish, she needed a different spot.

She didn’t say anything else about the jellyfish at the time, but when we returned to the condo after building Santa’s parking spot, she immediately consulted a wiser power.

The (then) Four-Year-Old: “Grandma, can jellyfish sting you after they’re dead?” Continue reading

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“What happened to the Mayflower One?”

“Mayflower in Plymouth Harbor,” by William Halsall, 1882 (Original hangs in Pilgrim Hall Museum, Plymouth, Massachusetts, Image via Wikipedia)

Yesterday morning, as we were planning our itinerary for the summer, I asked The Five-Year-Old if she would like to go visit the Mayflower in Plymouth, Massachusetts.

The Five-Year-Old: “What’s the Mayflower?”

Mommyo: “It’s the ship the Pilgrims took to get from England to America almost four hundred years ago.”

The Five-Year-Old: “Can we see the actual ship?”

Mommyo: “Well, no. We would visit the Mayflower II. But it’s been built to be exactly like the ship the Pilgrims took, so walking around it should still be pretty neat.”

The Five-Year-Old: “What happened to the Mayflower One?”

I didn’t know, but the iPhone did (naturally). Apparently the original Mayflower was taken to Rotherhithe, London in 1623 and turned into scrap lumber. (Didn’t these people have any sense of history?)

Bonus question from The Five-Year-Old: “Why was it called the Mayflower?”

According to Wikipedia (because of course I didn’t know), in the seventeenth century lots and lots of ships were named Mayflower in honor of the white flowers that bloom on chestnut trees in–you guessed it–May.

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“Excuse me, can I talk to you?”

The Five-Year-Old, at dinner: “Excuse me, can I talk to you?”

Mommyo: “Just a minute, Mommyo and Daddyo are talking.”

The Five-Year-Old: “But it’s about your conversation and it’s from my brain!”

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The Brutality of Eating and Other News of the Week

Computer simulated image of an astral flare caused by a black hole chowing down on a dying star. (Image: NASA, S. Gezari of JHU, and J. Guillochon of UC Santa Cruz)

Sorry about not doing a proper book review yesterday (for the curious, we’re reading The Borrowers Afloat by Mary Norton) but Gran’s response to The Five-Year-Old’s question about how imaginary time machines work got me thinking. There’s nothing like doing a little experimentation to really figure out the nuts and bolts of something, right? So on Wednesday, The Five-Year-Old and I began to convert an old cardboard box into an Imaginary Time Machine. We aren’t quite done with this all-engrossing project yet (the Mars Rover module is giving us a bit of trouble), but when we are, I’ll tell you all about it.

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