It’s summer, so of course, it must be time to visit the Caterpickles Way Back Machine. Today’s story comes from the Summer of 2013, when The Nine-Year-Old was only Six.
Mommyo and Daddyo are watching binge-watching Justified late one night, when Daddyo hears The Six-Year-Old wandering about. “The Six-Year-Old, is that you?”
The Six-Year-Old, defensively: “I’m just getting a drink!”
Daddyo: “Are you giving out hugs?”
The Six-Year-Old: “No. I’m too soggy after my procedure. I couldn’t reach the clean cups, so I had to use my hands.”
- Do ants take baths? (Caterpickles)