Oh, so very wintry
Mommyo, reading the weather report last weekend: “Subzero temperatures have arrived in Chicago and will stay all week.”
Daddyo, dourly: “Yep.”
The Seven-Year-Old, anxiously: “How subzero? I’m only rated to -3. Any more than that and I have to stay home, Mommyo.”
- Daddyo’s Winter Survival Tip: “Don’t taunt the hand plague” (Caterpickles)
What are you thinking?