Reason #463 to stop eating fast food

Double Cheeseburger @ Five Guys Burgers & Fries

That's right, double cheeseburger from The Five-Year-Old's preferred local fast food joint. Now that I know about the radioactive hairball connection, you're dead to me. (Photo credit: axi11a)

As if we really needed another one.

The Five-Year-Old, on hearing that another fast food run wasn’t on the docket until at least June: “Mommyo, not eating fast food makes me uncomfortable.”

Mommyo: “Why?”

The Five-Year-Old: “Because I’m losing my gamma ray hairballs.”

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About Shala Howell

I write about wildly curious kids, rabbits who hunt dragons, and 1880s Boston. When I’m not scratching my head over pesky characters who refuse to do things how I want them done or dreaming of my next book (which will of course be much easier to write than the current one), I blog about life with a very curious Ten-Year-Old at, muse about books and the writing life at, or tweet about books, writing, science, & things that make me smile at @shalahowell.
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3 Responses to Reason #463 to stop eating fast food

  1. Lara Jo says:

    Mmmmmm. Looks like Five Guys. Great. Now I want a burger from Five Guys. THANKS.


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