Messy Eaters
My daughter, handing me her T. Rex puppet: “Mommyo, will you tie this bib on the T-Rex? You have to put bibs on them before they…
You are breaking off my heart
Preschooler after being denied extra playtime before bed: “You are breaking off my heart.” (Image Credit: Nevit Dilman)
“If we eat healthy food, does that mean we’ll never die?”
Preschooler: “Mommyo, if we eat healthy food, does that mean we’ll never die?” Mother, suppressing a sigh and taking a determined chomp of her now slightly…
“Mommyo, when can I draw my own adjectives?”
“Mommyo, when can I draw my own adjectives?” “Um, now?”
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