Caterpickles Parenting Series: Book 1. Get it at Amazon now!
Looking for a book for a child between the ages of 4 and 9?
Follow Caterpickles on TwitterMy Tweets
Category Archives: Ask the iPhone
When I picked The Ten-Year-Old up from school yesterday, she wasted no time. “Mommyo, I have to ask you the most important question of my life.” Uh-oh, I thought. That’s gonna be a doozy. She’s at that age, you know. … Continue reading
Originally posted December 13, 2011. In talking with The Four-Year-Old about wheelchairs the other day, I happened to mention that Franklin D. Roosevelt had used a wheelchair, although he was notoriously shy about being seen in one. Although the fact … Continue reading
This depends on who you think Santa is. Let’s look at our top Santa contenders from last week. St. Nicholas: Ides of March (March 15), 270. Father Christmas: Unknown. Santa Claus: This is a recursive question, and I refuse to … Continue reading
That depends on who you think Santa Claus is. Let’s examine the candidates, shall we? Saint Nicholas Also known as Nikolaos the Wonder-worker, Saint Nicholas was the 4th Century Greek Bishop of Myra who had a penchant for dropping coins … Continue reading
As you may have deduced from the title of this post, Daddyo and I introduced The Nine-Year-Old to Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry’s Jeeves and Wooster TV series this weekend. Although I had hoped she would enjoy it, until we sat down to … Continue reading
When The Eight-Year-Old asked me why my hair was turning grey this last week, I was so tempted to simply answer with a quick and trite: “Parenthood.”
After all, my first grey hair popped out shortly after The Eight-Year-Old was born. But even this English major knows that correlation does not equal causation, so I skipped the made-a-million-times-but-new-to-The-Eight-Year-Old jokes and went straight to Asking the iPhone. Continue reading
Ah, summertime in Chicago. After six relatively bug-free months, all the little critters have come out to play and provoke questions in The Eight-Year-Old’s wonderfully elastic great brain. Questions like: “Do centipedes really have 100 legs?” Although the word “centipede” does mean “100-footed,” … Continue reading
The Eight-Year-Old, lobbying for her favorite dinner: “Mommyo, did you know that mac and cheese was one of Beethoven’s favorite foods?” Mommyo, dubiously: “Really? Where did you learn that?” The Eight-Year-Old, confidently: “Schroeder.” That’s right. Everything my daughter knows about … Continue reading
The Seven-Year-Old is a voracious consumer of paper. Paper is the essential component of the Winnie-the-Pooh museum she is constructing in her bedroom. Right now, there are at least 8 brightly colored paper airplanes and several dozen paper-based art projects scattered around … Continue reading