The Safety Conscious Five-Year-Old
Not safe enough. (Photo: US Fish & Wildlife Services)
The Five-Year-Old: “Daddyo, I’d love to go catching fish with you some day. But not with a pole. With a net.”
Daddyo: “Really?”
The Five-Year-Old: “And a life jacket.”
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