In which The Five-Year-Old teaches her father to write
The Five-Year-Old’s demonstration X. (Image Credit: The Five-Year-Old)
The Five-Year-Old, waiting for her dinner to arrive: “Daddyo, do you want to play tic-tac-toe with me?”
Daddyo: “Only if you draw the X’s for me.”
The Five-Year-Old: “It’s really easy. You make two lines cross like this, but teensy.”
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