Rusty the narcoleptic dog
The Build-a-Bear Lady, preparing to sew up The Five-Year-Old’s new dachshund at the store’s stuffing station: “Do you know if your puppy is a boy or a girl yet?”
The Five-Year-Old: “No.”
The Build-a-Bear Lady: “Well, do you have a name picked out for your puppy yet?”
The Five-Year-Old: “Rusty the Narcoleptic Dog.”
Daddyo: “Rusty has narcolepsy?”
The Five-Year-Old, retrieving her dachshund from a stunned Build-a-Bear lady: “I’m not sure yet.”
Carrying him over to the bath area, The Five-Year-Old stands Rusty up for his bath. Suddenly she knocks Rusty on to his side and makes snoring sounds.
The Five-Year-Old, diagnostically: “Yep, he’s narcoleptic alright.”
Who says you can’t learn anything on YouTube?
- Rusty the Narcoleptic Dog (YouTube)
3 Responses to “Rusty the narcoleptic dog”
I hesitate to ask if she’s seen the fainting goat kittens… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CC_9aFuEkA)
She has now. Funny and sad all at once. “Mommyo can we watch more videos? I really want to see some more fainting goat kittens.”
Great. Thanks. 😉
I wish I had been there. How funny!
What a vocabulary.