“What’s the top speed of a preschooler?”

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The Four-Year-Old, chasing her father in a game of tag: “I can’t run my usual speed for that long.”

Father: “Why is that?”

The Four-Year-Old, huffing a bit: “It’s 100 miles per hour or more.”

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