If you buy a preschooler the Elv1s: 30 #1 Hits album…
She will:
- ask you to play the album on a near constant rotation until she has memorized all 30 songs
- develop her own choreography for “Jailhouse Rock”, “Hard Headed Woman”, and “Hound Dog”
- dig through her clothes for a sparkly white jacket just like Elvis’s
- begin work on her own Elvis festival and concert (to be held in Texas, of course)
- and say:
“Mommyo, can we get Elvis’ #2 hits? I want to learn all the Elvis songs there ever was.”
(This Blog Short posted mid-week in honor of the 34th anniversary of Elvis’ death. My daughter misses you, big guy.)
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