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Speakin’ Texan

The Five-Year-Old, who is a rabid Auburn Tigers fan: “Grandpa, I like the way they say ‘Awl-burn’ in Texas.” Grandpa: “Awl-burn?” The Five-Year-Old, with a hint of a swagger and the slightest kick to her white leather cowboy boots: “Yes. … Continue reading

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In which The Five-Year-Old tells it like it is (again)

Mommyo: “The Five-Year-Old, don’t forget to put those pillows and blankets back on the couch once you’re done playing with your fort.” The Five-Year-Old, petulantly: “I don’t like it when you remind me of stuff. It makes me grumpy and … Continue reading

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“What does gy-normously hungry mean?”

Mommyo, as she prepared to dish out The Four-Year-Old’s oatmeal: “The Four-Year-Old, are you a little hungry, very hungry, or so enormously hungry you could eat a tiger?” The Four-Year-Old, with great enthusiasm: “Gy-normously hungry, Mommyo. I could eat something … Continue reading

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