Tag Archives: cats

It makes me feel old when you say stuff like that

Remember when I said I had a backlog of Mulberry-related incidents to work through? Here’s another one. The (then) Four-Year-Old, rubbing Mulberry, our seventeen-year-old cat just above the eyes: “You’ve lost the fur right here. And here.” Pause, then in … Continue reading

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“Did kittens get their name in Britain?”

Sometime last year, The Five-Year-Old discovered the highly informative children’s book series “The Cat in the Hat Knows A Lot About That.” The books relay all kinds of fun facts about the natural world in a Seussian rhyme scheme. The … Continue reading

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“When cats eat mice, do they eat the bones?”

Remember when I said I had a backlog of Mulberry-related incidents to work through? This is what I meant. The Four-Year-Old: “Mommyo, would Mulberry eat mice?” Mommyo: “Yes.” The Four-Year-Old: “Why?” Mommyo: “Because she’s a cat. Cats eat mice.” The … Continue reading

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In which The Four-Year-Old tells it like it is

The loss of a pet is tremendously sad. But even in the most heart-breaking moments, life with The Four-Year-Old forces you to make room for laughter. Scene: The animal clinic, moments after Mulberry’s death. Mommyo is cradling Mulberry on her … Continue reading

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R.I.P. Mulberry the Cat, January 1995 – March 2012

A Very Fine Cat Indeed. Mulberry’s Caterpickles Career (to date*): In which The Four-Year-Old invents a new feline punishment Kittens! Knitting! Dinosaurs! Oh My! In which my daughter channels Mary Poppins In sickness and in health In which The Four-Year-Old … Continue reading

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Feline Lullabies

As composed by The Four-Year-Old. Designed to be sung as loud as you can, preferably while petting an actual cat, if you can get any to stay for it: “Go to sleep now little Cozy! Go to sleep little kitty, … Continue reading

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In which The Four-Year-Old invents a new feline punishment

One of the few problems with having cats is that it makes doing yoga at home a hazardous occupation. Mulberry in particular takes fiendish delight in increasing the challenge with a well-timed and precisely targeted head bump. My balance in … Continue reading

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In which The Four-Year-Old uses Siri to send her first text

For those of you who have not yet met Siri, it’s a voice recognition application that you can use to operate the latest generation of iPhones. In this case, The Four-Year-Old commandeered her father’s iPhone and said something to it … Continue reading

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In Which The Four-Year-Old Plans the Cat’s Thanksgiving

After watching me work through one Thanksgiving prep list after another this week, The Four-Year-Old decided to write a Thanksgiving prep list of her own. Her list reads “Cat” (meaning cat tuna), “Cosequin” (the arthritis medicine we give our cats), … Continue reading

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“Did Elvis have a cat?”

The Four-Year-Old adores dinosaurs, cats, and Elvis. So naturally she wants to know all the combinations in which these revered beings might co-exist. Dinosaurs having died out years before Elvis was born, he clearly wouldn’t have had them as pets … Continue reading

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