If you buy a preschooler the Elv1s: 30 #1 Hits album…

A photograph promoting the film Jailhouse Rock...

Photograph promoting the film Jailhouse Rock (Image via Wikipedia)

She will: 

  • ask you to play the album on a near constant rotation until she has memorized all 30 songs
  • develop her own choreography for “Jailhouse Rock”, “Hard Headed Woman”, and “Hound Dog”
  • dig through her clothes for a sparkly white jacket just like Elvis’s
  • begin work on her own Elvis festival and concert (to be held in Texas, of course)
  • and say:

“Mommyo, can we get Elvis’ #2 hits? I want to learn all the Elvis songs there ever was.”

(This Blog Short posted mid-week in honor of the 34th anniversary of Elvis’ death. My daughter misses you, big guy.)

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About Shala Howell

Writer of things ranging from optical network switching white papers to genetic testing patient education materials to historical fiction set in an 1880s asylum. When I’m not scratching my head over pesky characters who refuse to do things how I want them done or dreaming of my next book (which will of course be much easier to write and research than the current one), my writerly self can be found sifting through the stacks in my church’s archives looking for a few good stories to tell, blogging about life with a very curious Six-Year-Old at Caterpickles.com, or musing about books and the writing life at BostonWriters.wordpress.com.
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